“mom, do you know what a locka is?”

asked Anna. “A what?” I asked. “A LOCKA!” she replied. “Um…no, I am not sure what a locka is. Are you trying to trick me you silly goosey?” (Thinking it was one of those…you know…elementary school games that trick you into saying butt or I pee in the shower or something. Or that she was […]

bernard and the christmas tree

Bernard is a sneaky little elf who leaves envelopes for my children every night, counting down the days until Christmas. Inside each envelope is a treat or an activity for all of us to do together. On Sunday, he demanded that we acquire a Christmas Tree. (He is a slightly bossy little elf.) Look at […]