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Check it! (Paul F. Tompkins – comedian – i love texting)

“SAVE IT FOR FIVE MINUTES!”

“Thanks phone, you have anticipated my needs like an attentive lover.”

“SOMETIMES THAT PHONE IS A MIGHT PRESUMPTIOUS!”

jeff and i just watched this recorded on comedy central and i had to immediately find and link here, because we were both rolling on the floor. this is so me.